San Francisco has a disgusting attitude towards the homeless.
San Francisco is hosting the Super Bowl, and the mayor has decided to move all the homeless. He doesn’t want tourists to see the evidence of his corruption and lack of empathy.
But we will fight back! A protest has been organized!
The city has spent five million dollars preparing for the Super Bowl. Five million dollars wasted on entertainment, while all these people sleep in the streets. We demand that five million dollars be immediately invested in housing the 500 homeless people that badly need that money. It’s sickening that in a city so rich, the mayor can’t even spend five million dollars helping those less fortunate.
We demand the city provide services to ensure that the homeless can have a safe place to sleep. There need to be resources for people to find a bed. How can you all live with yourself knowing that your mayor is doing nothing, nothing whatsoever to help these people?
We demand hygienic toileting for all homeless. You privileged techies complain that your city smells of urine, but that’s easy for you to say. You have somewhere to go. Where do you think the homeless go? It can’t be that hard to provide sanitation. The ancient Romans could do this. If you’re not providing this, the only reason is spite.
We demand accessible health care for all homeless. The homeless are in the greatest need of health services, but there are absolutely no services available to them. Other countries can give health care to all citizens, why can’t we?
With all the wealth we have, we need to think about supporting those least fortunate. We have more here than anyone else, why can’t we provide for the neediest among us?
We sit idly by while entitled foreigners come to our city and displace those of us who have lived here our whole lives. We, the people of San Francisco, need to stand up and fight back against this large scale displacement.
We live in a city where special interests have corrupted our leadership, where the mayor acts against the will of the people. We’ve done this for too long. It’s time to stand up, make our voices heard, let the world know that enough is enough. We’re here, we’re mad, and we’re not leaving until something is done.
Come, everyone, join me in pissing off a bunch of completely unrelated people, most of whom don’t even live in San Francisco. I’m sure if we troll them hard enough, the mayor will give into our demands. If it doesn’t, hell, there’ll be chicks there. Activist chicks are hot.